Please see a doctor. You’re not right and are in desperate need of help.
You must be at least 18 years old.
You must do 10 Sufferfest channel videos, back-to-back.
You can do them in any order you like.
You may not do any video title more than once (e.g., you can’t do the old and the remastered version of a video.)
The following workouts ARE valid as part of The Quest:
14 Vise Grips
A Very Dark Place
Do As You’re Told
Hell Hath No Fury
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time (ISLAGIATT)
The Best Thing in the World
The Downward Spiral
There Is No Try
If a video is NOT on the list above it is NOT valid for a Knighthood ride.
Running videos are not permitted.
You are allowed 10 minutes rest between videos. No more. But less is fine.
You must publicly record and post the event somehow – e.g., power/hr files, photos, Facebook posts and/or tweets during the event to show progress.
We do not set any kind of performance benchmark for your ride (i.e., how hard you have to go). However, we insist that you do a ride in which you Suffer and which, most importantly, of which you are immensely proud of yourself for having given all you can give and a bit more.
You really should, although it’s not necessary, try to raise money for a good cause. It’ll do good for the world and make you even prouder of yourself
Upon completion, fill out this form (don’t send us an email – we need it through the form).
Wait for us to get back to you (normally takes a few days).
If your ride is accepted, Wahoo will notify you and you’ll be invited to join the Knights-exclusive group on the SYSTMForum
Bask for eternity in the GLORY that comes from being a Knight. Never shall you not be the center of every single dinner conversation you attend from that point onwards.